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Note: If you’re here to send me abuse over *that* Save the Cat article, please make it original. It has become far too tedious to read through yet another screed about how I’m going to hell, should be raped, murdered, dismembered, or am just a terrible person. If you’ve not got something original to say, then assume somebody has already informed me of my many personal failings. It’ll save us both some time!